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Dakota says "To Valenhiem I go!<br\>
+
<b>Two for One Garlic Presses for Sale</b>
I'll see you there if it doesn't snow."<br\>
+
Nigel replies "Take my horse!<br\>
+
Lightsinger is the swiftest one of course!"<br\>
+
  
Mara appears and states "We need thy ration<br\>
+
Dakota says "To Valenhiem I go!<br/>
Barkeep, pack them in a quick fashion.<br\>
+
I'll see you there if it doesn't snow."<br/>
Nigel go and find us a caravan to guard."<br\>
+
Nigel replies "Take my horse!<br/>
"Yes m'lady that surely won't be hard."<br\>
+
Lightsinger is the swiftest one of course!"<br/>
  
Lioniel and Nigel go for a wander<br\>
+
Mara appears and states "We need thy ration<br/>
And find a dwarf over by yonder<br\>
+
Barkeep, pack them in a quick fashion.<br/>
"Once a humble bard came to caravan...<br\>
+
Nigel go and find us a caravan to guard."<br/>
This sounds like a mighty plan!"<br\>
+
"Yes m'lady that surely won't be hard."<br/>
  
The party begins loading the Dwarven crates<br\>
+
Lioniel and Nigel go for a wander<br/>
Lioniel says "Hurry! Adventure awaits!"<br\>
+
And find a dwarf over by yonder<br/>
Wen peaks a glance inside the box<br\>
+
"Once a humble bard came to caravan...<br/>
"Its a garlic press!" she yells in shock<br\>
+
This sounds like a mighty plan!"<br/>
  
Heading off along the eastern highway<br\>
+
The party begins loading the Dwarven crates<br/>
The pony gave off an indignant "neigh!"<br\>
+
Lioniel says "Hurry! Adventure awaits!"<br/>
After walking most of the day<br\>
+
Wen peaks a glance inside the box<br/>
Wen realises they may have gone astray<br\>
+
"Its a garlic press!" she yells in shock<br/>
  
Lioniel yells to a passing merchant<br\>
+
Heading off along the eastern highway<br/>
Turns out their paths are divergent<br\>
+
The pony gave off an indignant "neigh!"<br/>
The merchant bids them farewall with no blame<br\>
+
After walking most of the day<br/>
But Sir Nigel is still filled with guilt and shame.<br\>
+
Wen realises they may have gone astray<br/>
  
"Let me purchase some of your wares?"<br\>
+
Lioniel yells to a passing merchant<br/>
"Two for one garlic presses.  They come in pairs.<br\>
+
Turns out their paths are divergent<br/>
Mastercrafted using dwarvern steel."<br\>
+
The merchant bids them farewall with no blame<br/>
Sir Nigel buys them releasing his zeal.<br\>
+
But Sir Nigel is still filled with guilt and shame.<br/>
  
Abandoning the dwarf to his fate<br\>
+
"Let me purchase some of your wares?"<br/>
The party heads to Valenhiem at a rolling gate<br\>
+
"Two for one garlic presses.  They come in pairs.<br/>
The party's rations Mara did leave<br\>
+
Mastercrafted using dwarvern steel."<br/>
Upon the dwarf's cart with no reprieve<br\>
+
Sir Nigel buys them releasing his zeal.<br/>
  
Reaching the crest of a hill <br\>
+
Abandoning the dwarf to his fate<br/>
the party hunts to find their fill<br\>
+
The party heads to Valenhiem at a rolling gate<br/>
A meager rabbit is secured <br\>
+
The party's rations Mara did leave<br/>
But their hunger is not cured<br\>
+
Upon the dwarf's cart with no reprieve<br/>
  
The night passes in a flash<br\>
+
Reaching the crest of a hill <br/>
And in the morning they do dash<br\>
+
the party hunts to find their fill<br/>
Onwards towards valenhiem<br\>
+
A meager rabbit is secured <br/>
The rising sun does start to shine<br\>
+
But their hunger is not cured<br/>
  
Reaching a plateau upon a hill<br\>
+
The night passes in a flash<br/>
The party notice something below is ill<br\>
+
And in the morning they do dash<br/>
Descending into a scene of slaughter<br\>
+
Onwards towards valenhiem<br/>
Warriors lie dead having been given no quarter<br\>
+
The rising sun does start to shine<br/>
  
Leaping from the long grass, a gnoll!<br\>
+
Reaching a plateau upon a hill<br/>
This is no longer a casual stroll<br\>
+
The party notice something below is ill<br/>
Two more appear from their hiding spot<br\>
+
Descending into a scene of slaughter<br/>
Thickening this already dangerous plot<br\>
+
Warriors lie dead having been given no quarter<br/>
  
Leaping forth flute in hand<br\>
+
Leaping from the long grass, a gnoll!<br/>
Lioniel does not even need a band<br\>
+
This is no longer a casual stroll<br/>
Striking hard at their face<br\>
+
Two more appear from their hiding spot<br/>
He puts these gnolls in their place<br\>
+
Thickening this already dangerous plot<br/>
  
A  bite is taken upon Mara's shoulder<br\>
+
Leaping forth flute in hand<br/>
But her reposte is quick and bolder<br\>
+
Lioniel does not even need a band<br/>
An arrow flies from Wen's bow<br\>
+
Striking hard at their face<br/>
It strikes a mighty deadly blow<br\>
+
He puts these gnolls in their place<br/>
  
Sir Nigel springs to defend his bardic friend<br\>
+
A  bite is taken upon Mara's shoulder<br/>
He blocks attacks that would otherwise rend<br\>
+
But her reposte is quick and bolder<br/>
More musical notes strike out at the foes<br\>
+
An arrow flies from Wen's bow<br/>
Sir Nigel must even dodge these blows<br\>
+
It strikes a mighty deadly blow<br/>
  
Mara and Wen move in to assist<br\>
+
Sir Nigel springs to defend his bardic friend<br/>
The gnolls have no  chance to resist<br\>
+
He blocks attacks that would otherwise rend<br/>
Mara with her swinging  blade<br\>
+
More musical notes strike out at the foes<br/>
And Wen coming  to her aid<br\>
+
Sir Nigel must even dodge these blows<br/>
  
The battle ends in the strangest way<br\>
+
Mara and Wen move in to assist<br/>
With Lioniel saving the day<br\>
+
The gnolls have no  chance to resist<br/>
Using his sword with great skill<br\>
+
Mara with her swinging  blade<br/>
He slices the gnoll's neck for the final kill<br\>
+
And Wen coming  to her aid<br/>
  
Searching among the dead and dying<br\>
+
The battle ends in the strangest way<br/>
They find a man who is softly sighing<br\>
+
With Lioniel saving the day<br/>
Close to death the man does lay<br\>
+
Using his sword with great skill<br/>
Sir Nigel's blessing helps him stay<br\>
+
He slices the gnoll's neck for the final kill<br/>
  
Wen discovers Andy is his name<br\>
+
Searching among the dead and dying<br/>
And these gnolls are to blame<br\>
+
They find a man who is softly sighing<br/>
Valenhiem is under attack<br\>
+
Close to death the man does lay<br/>
We must hurry and get back<br\>
+
Sir Nigel's blessing helps him stay<br/>
  
There is no time to rig a sled<br\>
+
Wen discovers Andy is his name<br/>
Mara yells for Nigel to leave the dead.<br\>
+
And these gnolls are to blame<br/>
The living are the ones to be saved<br\>
+
Valenhiem is under attack<br/>
I thought that was what you craved<br\>
+
We must hurry and get back<br/>
  
Reaching the crest above Valenhiem<br\>
+
There is no time to rig a sled<br/>
The party find they have arrived just in time.<br\>
+
Mara yells for Nigel to leave the dead.<br/>
A fire glows from within the town.<br\>
+
The living are the ones to be saved<br/>
Gnolls attacking all around.<br\>
+
I thought that was what you craved<br/>
 +
 
 +
Reaching the crest above Valenhiem<br/>
 +
The party find they have arrived just in time.<br/>
 +
A fire glows from within the town.<br/>
 +
Gnolls attacking all around.<br/>

Latest revision as of 01:09, 30 April 2021

Two for One Garlic Presses for Sale

Dakota says "To Valenhiem I go!
I'll see you there if it doesn't snow."
Nigel replies "Take my horse!
Lightsinger is the swiftest one of course!"

Mara appears and states "We need thy ration
Barkeep, pack them in a quick fashion.
Nigel go and find us a caravan to guard."
"Yes m'lady that surely won't be hard."

Lioniel and Nigel go for a wander
And find a dwarf over by yonder
"Once a humble bard came to caravan...
This sounds like a mighty plan!"

The party begins loading the Dwarven crates
Lioniel says "Hurry! Adventure awaits!"
Wen peaks a glance inside the box
"Its a garlic press!" she yells in shock

Heading off along the eastern highway
The pony gave off an indignant "neigh!"
After walking most of the day
Wen realises they may have gone astray

Lioniel yells to a passing merchant
Turns out their paths are divergent
The merchant bids them farewall with no blame
But Sir Nigel is still filled with guilt and shame.

"Let me purchase some of your wares?"
"Two for one garlic presses. They come in pairs.
Mastercrafted using dwarvern steel."
Sir Nigel buys them releasing his zeal.

Abandoning the dwarf to his fate
The party heads to Valenhiem at a rolling gate
The party's rations Mara did leave
Upon the dwarf's cart with no reprieve

Reaching the crest of a hill
the party hunts to find their fill
A meager rabbit is secured
But their hunger is not cured

The night passes in a flash
And in the morning they do dash
Onwards towards valenhiem
The rising sun does start to shine

Reaching a plateau upon a hill
The party notice something below is ill
Descending into a scene of slaughter
Warriors lie dead having been given no quarter

Leaping from the long grass, a gnoll!
This is no longer a casual stroll
Two more appear from their hiding spot
Thickening this already dangerous plot

Leaping forth flute in hand
Lioniel does not even need a band
Striking hard at their face
He puts these gnolls in their place

A bite is taken upon Mara's shoulder
But her reposte is quick and bolder
An arrow flies from Wen's bow
It strikes a mighty deadly blow

Sir Nigel springs to defend his bardic friend
He blocks attacks that would otherwise rend
More musical notes strike out at the foes
Sir Nigel must even dodge these blows

Mara and Wen move in to assist
The gnolls have no chance to resist
Mara with her swinging blade
And Wen coming to her aid

The battle ends in the strangest way
With Lioniel saving the day
Using his sword with great skill
He slices the gnoll's neck for the final kill

Searching among the dead and dying
They find a man who is softly sighing
Close to death the man does lay
Sir Nigel's blessing helps him stay

Wen discovers Andy is his name
And these gnolls are to blame
Valenhiem is under attack
We must hurry and get back

There is no time to rig a sled
Mara yells for Nigel to leave the dead.
The living are the ones to be saved
I thought that was what you craved

Reaching the crest above Valenhiem
The party find they have arrived just in time.
A fire glows from within the town.
Gnolls attacking all around.