Difference between revisions of "Part 1: The Stag and Tackle"
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| − | The Stag and Tackle | + | '''The Stag and Tackle''' |
| − | The Stag and Tackle rages, | + | The Stag and Tackle rages,<br/> |
| − | A party for the ages! | + | A party for the ages!<br/> |
| − | When an old man staggers in, | + | When an old man staggers in, <br/> |
| − | With spilled wine upon his chin. | + | With spilled wine upon his chin.<br/> |
| − | "The black orcs are on their way, | + | "The black orcs are on their way,<br/> |
| − | Quickly everyone must pray!" | + | Quickly everyone must pray!"<br/> |
| − | But this Admiral is drunk, | + | But this Admiral is drunk,<br/> |
| − | Long ago his good ship had sunk. | + | Long ago his good ship had sunk.<br/> |
| − | "I created the poster", | + | "I created the poster",<br/> |
| − | Says the pilot of his coaster. | + | Says the pilot of his coaster.<br/> |
| − | "Calling one and all to service, | + | "Calling one and all to service, <br/> |
| − | Heroes that are not nervous!" | + | Heroes that are not nervous!"<br/> |
| − | "The cattle did disappear", | + | "The cattle did disappear",<br/> |
| − | Now the Admiral is clear. | + | Now the Admiral is clear.<br/> |
| − | "My beautiful crops all dead. | + | "My beautiful crops all dead. <br/> |
| − | Now the sun sets bloody red!" | + | Now the sun sets bloody red!"<br/> |
| − | And now they all felt deep dread. | + | And now they all felt deep dread.<br/> |
| − | "I am the valiant fighter," | + | "I am the valiant fighter,"<br/> |
| − | says a man dressed as a righter. | + | says a man dressed as a righter.<br/> |
| − | "I am a very sneaky ranger," | + | "I am a very sneaky ranger," <br/> |
| − | says one whose smell makes you feinter. | + | says one whose smell makes you feinter.<br/> |
| − | "I am in for elven ale", | + | "I am in for elven ale",<br/> |
| − | says a short lady dressed in mail. | + | says a short lady dressed in mail.<br/> |
| − | "Did you say they disappeared?" | + | "Did you say they disappeared?"<br/> |
| − | Said a small girl who seemed quite weird. | + | Said a small girl who seemed quite weird.<br/> |
| − | The bard leaped down off the stage | + | The bard leaped down off the stage<br/> |
| − | "The collaboration of an age! | + | "The collaboration of an age!<br/> |
| − | I shall write history a glorious page" | + | I shall write history a glorious page"<br/> |
| − | "Were you in cabbages?" asks a mage. | + | "Were you in cabbages?" asks a mage.<br/> |
| − | Dawn broke and they set out | + | Dawn broke and they set out<br/> |
| − | Leaving The Stag and Tackle on route. | + | Leaving The Stag and Tackle on route.<br/> |
| − | Following the admiral's horse, | + | Following the admiral's horse,<br/> |
| − | He wove about a merry course. | + | He wove about a merry course.<br/> |
| − | Arriving at his remote farm house, | + | Arriving at his remote farm house,<br/> |
| − | The bard removed his white blouse. | + | The bard removed his white blouse.<br/> |
| − | The Admiral let out his sheep. | + | The Admiral let out his sheep.<br/> |
| − | The sight enough to make them weep. | + | The sight enough to make them weep.<br/> |
| − | Now they move around to and fro, | + | Now they move around to and fro,<br/> |
| − | Looking for any hidden foe. | + | Looking for any hidden foe.<br/> |
| − | They are the Masters of this land. | + | They are the Masters of this land.<br/> |
| − | Nothing can get past our heroic band... | + | Nothing can get past our heroic band...<br/> |
Latest revision as of 19:42, 1 November 2020
The Stag and Tackle
The Stag and Tackle rages,
A party for the ages!
When an old man staggers in,
With spilled wine upon his chin.
"The black orcs are on their way,
Quickly everyone must pray!"
But this Admiral is drunk,
Long ago his good ship had sunk.
"I created the poster",
Says the pilot of his coaster.
"Calling one and all to service,
Heroes that are not nervous!"
"The cattle did disappear",
Now the Admiral is clear.
"My beautiful crops all dead.
Now the sun sets bloody red!"
And now they all felt deep dread.
"I am the valiant fighter,"
says a man dressed as a righter.
"I am a very sneaky ranger,"
says one whose smell makes you feinter.
"I am in for elven ale",
says a short lady dressed in mail.
"Did you say they disappeared?"
Said a small girl who seemed quite weird.
The bard leaped down off the stage
"The collaboration of an age!
I shall write history a glorious page"
"Were you in cabbages?" asks a mage.
Dawn broke and they set out
Leaving The Stag and Tackle on route.
Following the admiral's horse,
He wove about a merry course.
Arriving at his remote farm house,
The bard removed his white blouse.
The Admiral let out his sheep.
The sight enough to make them weep.
Now they move around to and fro,
Looking for any hidden foe.
They are the Masters of this land.
Nothing can get past our heroic band...
